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Take a look at the Truly Carbon Neutral kits we have!

First, we are proud to announce the Truly Carbon Neutral, or TCN, Kits. We have a couple of styles available. For the more reserved, we have the light hearted "Good Weather" TCN package. Those interested in a bolder statement can choose the Just Stop Breathing TCN Kit. These kits include everything you need to assert the truth about carbon dioxide and carbon neutral footprints!

The "Good Weather" TCN Kit

	Our Price: $37.95
Do you want to poke fun, but not be "in someone's face"? This is the package for you. The light hearted artwork and the funny caption will fool your liberal friend into thinking you've changed your stripes. However, you'll know the secret they don't, Al Gore can't control the weather! The Good Weather TCN Kit Includes: - A Good Weather T-Shirt (S-XXL) - A matching "Good Weather" bumper sticker - A "Just Stop Breathing" bumper sticker - A 15oz Stoneware Coffee Mug with Famous Carbon Neutral People - A Funny Gift Card (use it for this gift...) - PLUS only with the TCN kits, an enclosed self-tester. You can quickly determine if you are carbon neutral. Yes, all this humor for one low price. This is the perfect gift for yourself, your spouse, that crazy friend, co-worker or relative.

The "Just Stop Breathing" TCN Kit

	Our Price: $37.95
Are you ready to Boldly tell the world the solution to global warming? This is the package for you. The Just Stop Breathing TCN Kit Includes: - A Just Stop Breathing T-Shirt (S-XXL) - A "Just Stop Breathing" bumper sticker - A "Good Weather" bumper sticker - A 15oz Stoneware Coffee Mug with Famous Carbon Neutral People - A Funny Gift Card (use it for this gift...) - PLUS only with the TCN kits, an enclosed self-tester. You can quickly determine if you are carbon neutral. Yes, all this humor for one low price. Proclaim the solution! This is a great gift for yourself, your spouse, that vocal friend, co-worker or relative.

Just a Single TCN Item Instead?

The "Good Weather" T-Shirt

Our Price: $17.95

A Vote for Al Gore is a Vote for Good Weather? That doesn't make any sense. Al Gore can't control the weather... Can he? Do you enjoy the silent chuckle? Get ready, because this shirt is proven to generate lots of great comments. Of course you'll know that Al Gore can't control the weather, and that's the joke. Watch though as your liberal friends struggle to determine if you're kidding or truly changed.

The "Just Stop Breathing" T-Shirt

	Our Price: $17.95
Be Bold! Be Vocal! This Just Stop Breathing Shirt explains in simple terms how to be truly carbon neutral and save the planet. It will open the eyes of all who see you and perhaps raise the consciousness of those are not yet aware of a solution to the problem. After all .. the only way to become TRULY CARBON NEUTRAL is to...well...just stop breathing! Not rocket science - just the facts!

"Famous Carbon Neutral People" TCN Mug

	Our Price: $8.95
This 15oz stoneware mug is the perfect office, cubicle, or Sunday paper companion. This list of famous politicians clearly articulates what it means to be Truly Carbon Neutral. Please keep checking back. We will be releasing a "Hollywood Edition" and even an "Armed Forces Edition"

The Truly Carbon Neutral Greeting Card

	Our Price: $3.95
This biting, funny card really puts the finishing touch on any occasion. It's perfect as a part of the TCN Kits, use the card to introduce your gift.

The "Good Weather" Bumper Sticker

	Our Price: $4.95
You are driving in your car and people are behind you - pointing and their thumbs are up. They think they agree with you! After all, Al Gore can control the weather can't he?

The "Just Stop Breathing" Bumper Sticker

	Our Price: $4.95
Be Direct. Get to the point. Ultimately even with carbon offsets and lower emissions, we still exhale carbon dioxide. Nobody is Truly Carbon Neutral, until, well, you get it..